Jesse Jackson Asks You to Vote Republican this November!

[Satire disclaimer] How could we forget Jesse Jackson’s desire to cut Obama’s balls off:

And as we all know, the Congress is the balls of the President, for without the Legislature, the Executive has no testosterone, and without the testosterone, there is no hair on the chest, and without the hair on the chest, he is not a man.

So, in order to give Jesse Jackson his wish to emasculate Obama even more than Obama has done to himself, you must vote Republican in November, in order to “cut [the Executive’s] nuts off”.

Even if you were not going to vote, do it for Jesse.  His great envy of Obama and shattered dreams of not achieving the Presidency are sad.  Please help to at least partially fulfill Jesse Jackson’s dreams and vote Republican this November!!!